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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 07:06

Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after using tap water for nasal rinse - Scripps News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Why does NASA's Perseverance rover keep taking pictures of this maze on Mars? - Space
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Still no good.
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Oy: United Jet Flies Wrong Route Departing SFO, Causes Near Disaster - One Mile at a Time
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
'Housewives' Exec Assistant and Mom of 2 Dies 'Moments After Giving Birth' to Son - TODAY.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How Trump broke the politics of Medicaid - Politico
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Is it bad to sleep with music in your ears?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Ask Ethan: What would the Universe be like without dark matter? - Big Think